A blonde is driving down the road

She passes by an open field with another blonde right in the middle of it, sitting in a rowboat rowing away. The blonde driving pulls over her car and screams at the other blonde, "You dumbass! It's people like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name! If I knew how to swim I'd go over there and kick your ass!"

Not original, just sharing an old one I remembered the other day.