A balanced breakfast.
One stirs today’s food and the other stirs yesterday’s.
Supreme Chai
They've been reposted too many times
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
And you don't know if you are looking at a box full of shit until you take a bite.
I'm head chef.
since it's basically a joke and it get's reposted every so often.
*"What?"*, says the other
Shakes peer.
And fecal matters.
**When you are So - v i e t!**

*Ba dum tss*
Charlize Heron
Because /r/jokes is more consistent than the president.
I'm so straight that i don't even like girls at this point, because girls like dick and that's gay!!